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American Aquarium Drinker: Everybody shut the fuck up about Kidz Bop. -
Too many people have linked to today’s inane Spin & Buzzfeed posts, wherein grown-up adult-type professional writers have registered their dissatisfaction with Kidz Bop’s version of Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop.”
You guys: Kidz Bop is not for you. It is, as its name makes plain, for kidz. Not even…
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Oh, and I was so excited to find Olof Arnalds’ new record in the store, I snatched it up fast fast fastfastfast
I walked straight into Philly’s dirtiest train station and bought cheeseburgers at McDonald’s.
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