May 2013
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ListenListen
May 25th
My love stories are often intertwined with early 90s party rap
May 25th
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May 25th
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“all i wanna do is zoom a-zoom zoom zoom in ya boom boom” - Me every single day from now on
May 25th
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May 25th
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“Read More” aka: “Juicy stuff clickclickclick”
May 25th
May 25th
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It’s fun to learn things!
May 24th
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It most certainly rhymes with “horn!”
May 24th
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“Porn” kinda sorta rhymes with “warm.” Coincidence? Who knows!
May 24th
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Today’s subject is porn. I’ll be fielding your questions to better inform the public.
May 24th
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I’m gonna start a food porn blog but instead of food I’ll post naked people.
May 24th
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I guess this blog could technically be classified as a porn blog if you’re just really really really into me. (you probably are)
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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[[MORE]]Girls who take forever to respond to texts make Brett uneasy and nervous
May 24th
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woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
May 24th
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May 24th
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There is simply no sexy way to take a selfie while eating a burrito. Sorry guys!
May 24th
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I will never know how much money I will have when I die and this makes me really uneasy.
May 24th
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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[[MORE]]How do I always end up giving my hoodies to girls on dates?
May 23rd
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Nothing makes me lose my appetite faster than someone holding their fork like a monkey.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses.
May 22nd
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loltaku: Female presenter sighted at XBox-One reveal Kotaku contributors curse under their breath and delete the articles they were in the middle of writing.
May 22nd
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What’s with all these people winking with their left eye? Wink with your right like a normie
May 22nd
ListenListen
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Tumblr comedy status: take literally any image/gif and add “Yahoo! right now”
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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[[MORE]]flirting is tough
May 22nd
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Sent my info to Earwolf’s talent call. I’m not sure how my skills could help them out of the studio, but I would love to even do some sort of street team kind of thang. I JUST WANT TO BE A PART OF THINGS I LOVE, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
May 22nd
May 21st
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Finally jumping back into Mad Men
May 21st
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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avoidreality replied to your post: avoidreality replied to your post: Are there even… But really I don’t have allergies. Hate you
May 21st
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avoidreality replied to your post: Are there even people who DON’T have allergies? hi brett
May 21st
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Are there even people who DON’T have allergies?
May 21st
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DEATH BY SNU SNU
DEATH BY SNU SNU
May 21st
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Kinda peeved I haven’t gotten my paycheck yet.
May 21st
May 21st
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May 21st
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