Hi, I'm Brett. 23. Professionally Pennsylvanian. I care too much about not caring enough. Impersonations upon request.

 

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

(Source: sadhag)

There is simply no sexy way to take a selfie while eating a burrito. Sorry guys!

I will never know how much money I will have when I die and this makes me really uneasy.